Le pragmatisme germanique

My dear friend S., a beautiful german girl is often right… here, talking about us and being single :

S. dit :

 

Listen, I have my very own explations why we do not have boyfriends...

 

S. dit :

 

1. We are too pretty

 

S. dit :

 

2. We are too intelligent. Men are looking for either pretty or intelligent women. The mix is no good for them.

 

S. dit :

 

3. We always say our opinion out loud!

 

S. dit :

 

4. We criticize and aren't jealous, well i am not...

 

S. dit :

 

5. We can party and drink like them.

 

S. dit :

 

6. We dress up not because we need their attention just because we want to.

 

S. dit :

 

7. We are sucessful and do not particularly need men in our lifes, we get on without them.

 

S. dit :

 

8. And we are brave!!!

 

Me dit :

 

As a conclusion, we're scaring them away...

 

S. dit :

 

yeah, if we call it like this.

 

S.dit :

 

I'd prefer that they aren't big enough don't have any balls cause real men do not care bout stuff like this

 

Me dit :

 

you're a genius ^^

 

S. dit :

 

thanks, and anywhere out there is a man who can handle us!


She surely is right... =p